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KLM Rocks Across Europe!
Santa Claus in Moscow
Television Is a Time Suck
The Reality of Irrelevance
Salute Mayor Luzhkov
Impeachment Happens
I Am Not The Only One...
I'm Back! Did Ya Miss Me?
Chechnya Burning
Weddings in Winter
The Jews Are Here!
Gailyn Goes to Town
Is There a Central Bank?
Santa Barbara is Real
Nick's Thanksgiving in Russia
Den' Rozhdeniya = Birthdays
Those Crazy Expats
It's Just a Few Drops of Vodka...
Elections Are Always Rigged
The Blind Leading the Blind
Good Russian Grooms
You Say 'Boris Berezovskiy' Fast
Too Cold to Care!
Russian Oil Towns
Sneaky Siberian Tigers
Which Way is St Peterburg?
Where am I again? Oh, yeah...
I Love Me Some Vodka
It's a Gosorg Halloween
Hunger Comes to Us All
Why Don't They Just Learn English?!
Post-Crisis, Life Goes On
Is Yeltsin 'The Man'?
Murmansk - Brrrr!
Taganka Hides Her Secrects
These are Communists
It's a Power Vaccum
The Commies are Back
Propaganda is Good for You
You Better Buy Russian!
Sex Ed Soviet Style
Party over, oops outta time!
Russian Healthcare in Moscow
What Russian Financial Crisis?
YE Prices in Russia
The Hungry Duck
Russian Caviar Mafia
Magical Mushrooms
Shhhh! We're Bear Hunting
Soviet Street Scams
Bez Dollarov
A Koshka Konspiracy
On The Dacha
The Banking Implosion
Surviving Army Life
Shashleek is Steak on Steroids
Dacha Thinking
Beach Weekend
Dos Vedanya
Hello from Vladivostok
Equality Means Only She Works
Jogging is an Extreme Sport
Russians Have Reunions Too
My Folks in Massive Moscow
Better than Fireworks
Miners Are Real Men
The Russian Mafia is the Roof
No One Smiles in the CIS
One Year Anniversary
Russian Brides Rock
Laura is My St Pete Connection
Change is in the Wind
Chuck Norris' Beverly Hills Casino
The Expat Woman's Predicament
Street Food is Yummy!
Spring Flowers Make June Leavers
Ever Take an Elektrichka?
The English Invasion
Nuttin Like New Money
Rules Are Made to Break
All Black is Russian Fashion
Easter Memories = Easter Dinner
Politics, Russian Style
Theresa Tries to Russify
I Go to Gay Clubs Worldwide
I Hide on Women's Day
New & Shiny: Nizhny Novgorod
Psst! Wanna job in Moscow?
Fili Park Has All the Bootlegs
Web Page Reactions
Take a Break at Dom Odaha
Expat Living in Moscow is Swank
Why Are You Remonting?
They Look Like Telephones...
In Need of a Decent Hairstylist
Smashing Bottles in Red Square

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Russia, May 11, 1998

The Provinces Are Provincial

Russia sure knows how to live in the global village

A Moscow Club Toilet Guide

Vicotory is much more glorious than defeat
May Day was never better!
Making flour the old fashioned way
Grind that grain!
Find Russia in there somewhere
The republics' seals
A village of suburbanites
Life in the village
The provinces of Russia, the true Russia! Moscow is no more Russia, than New York is America. OK, maybe there is less of a disparity of wealth in America, but the situation is similar. Moscow is urban living at its extreme in this country, not suburbia, and definitely not the norm, so every so often, I flee the smog and crowds for the countryside.

Now don't jump to conclusions about how far away from Moscow I go. At the most, I head to one of the Ring cities, that grew up around Moscow because they were a day's carriage ride away. See, there is Toilet Maxim here that indicates the level of provinciality you have reached.

Inside the Garden Ring Road in Moscow, most respectable establishments have Western toilets and the accompanying accoutrements, like toilet paper, running water, lights, a door, things you would find in any normal American restaurant. As you get farther away from the ring road, the facilities gradually deteriorate. By the edge of Moscow, you still have a toilet, but now there is no TP and the plumbing will be sketchy.

Once you leave Moscow, the lights stop working, then the door goes missing, and finally, the toilet gives way to a hole in the floor with footpads on either side, the infamous "bomb run" toilet. Toilet usage is also city relative. It is not unusual to find footprints on toilet seats in the city, where provincial people, used to the bomb run toilets, continue the squatting tradition. (See the proof to the right: an actual Moscow Club toilet guide I swiped!)

I personally, try to stay within the "toilet ring" if you will, so I travel an hour or less on the elektrichki to my destinations, which is what I did Saturday. I went to the city of Zelenograd, where I had my Peace Corps training, to see a friend of mine and celebrate Victory Day.

Victory Day is the biggest holiday in Russia, honoring the end of World War II, where the Russians quite rightly assert that they were the actual defeaters of the German army. There are parades in every city square, whit the annual Army Review in Red Square, and wreaths laid at all the monuments to the war.

I wish I could say that I saw more of the festivities than the scene at a shrine to the defenders of Moscow (pictured at left), but I went into the woods to celebrate the day sitting around a fire, eating shashlik and toasting the Red Army. I also wish I could say that I saw the fireworks in Moscow, but I don't remember much past 4 pm, having consumed my limit of vodka and promptly falling asleep till the next morning.

I guess I really don't know much about the real provinces of Russia, and you know what, I am not to distraught about my ignorance. Sometimes, ignorance can be bliss.

Moscow Times, September 16, 1998

Cabbage Is Wealth in Cash-Free Villages

By Natalya Shulyakovskaya

STARIYE PETRISHCHI, Central Russia -- One recent summer morning, economic catastrophe struck a family in this small village: A third of their wealth disappeared overnight. A national devaluation? A run on the local bank? No, the theft of 25 heads of cabbage from their garden, about a third of the family's annual production.

In Stariye Petrishchi -- a cluster of about 15 wooden one-story, low-ceilinged homes in the Tula region, about 210 kilometers south of Moscow -- they don't talk much about the ruble-dollar exchange rate, the price of imported soft drinks or the implications of the government's default on its T-bills.

'What sort of dovlars are you talking about?' asked Vladimir Piskunov, 53, mangling the word 'dollar' and shaking his head at the oddity of questions about how the financial crisis has hit his village. As he rolled home-grown Russian tobacco into a cigarette made from a scrap of newspaper, Piskunov said he and his neighbors hadn't seen rubles in months, much less foreign currencies.

This is the moneyless economy that dominates life in Russia outside of Moscow and St. Petersburg. About 80 percent of the rural population and about 4 percent of the urban population live largely outside the national financial system, surviving on food they grow themselves, said Lilia Ovcharova, a senior researcher with the Institute of Social-Economic Problems of the Population.

In this Russia, more than half of all people grow their own potatoes and their own cucumbers, according to surveys by The Russian Market Research Co., a market research group. Some are also paid in manufactured goods or products. At the Dzerzhinsky collective farm near Stariye Petrishchi, for example, workers have been receiving their salaries in meat and grain for more than three years, said Director Andrei Kislov.

Kislov himself survives by raising four pigs and 40 turkey-duck hybrids, and by growing potatoes alongside the usual cabbage-apples-cucumbers-beets-garlic Russian peasant survival kit. This year, Kislov harvested five tons of potatoes, four tons of which he hopes to sell. He will also try to sell the meat and dairy products produced by his collective farm. But sitting behind an old table in a bare office, Kislov said he was pessimistic about his chances of success, despite talk in the national media that the ruble devaluation, by making imported food more expensive, will help domestic farmers like himself.

'We tried sending cars to sell our produce and milk in Moscow -- and the mafia wouldn't let us in. We cannot sell our milk even to the nearby Tula stores,' Kislov said.

In Stariye Petrishchi, luxury items -- such as bread or tea -- could be obtained at the local store until it closed about two weeks ago. But even the demise of the store was seen mostly as a mere inconvenience. 'We couldn't go there anyway, we couldn't afford to buy even a pair of socks there,' said Tamara Vinokurova, 65, whosaid her tab of 150 rubles at the store left her too deep in debt to shop there.

Sugar -- vital in the fall for canning vegetables and varenye, or homemade jam from wild berries -- is about the only dry good that villagers in Stariye Petrishchi really need money for. Sugar is also a crucial ingredient used to distill moonshine from potatoes or apples, something Piskunov said every villager does.

Villagers pool their resources -- and their even-more-important personal contacts with regional wholesale warehouses -- to buy large sacks of sugar and divide them up for canning. Those rubles come almost entirely from the meager government pensions of elderly women who comprise the majority of the population of roughly two dozen. But pensions have not been paid since June. Residents have no gas or running water. They drink well water, use outhouses and cook on old stoves fueled by wood gathered in the nearby forest.

Vinokurova and her husband eke out a living by raising goats and chickens, pickling cucumbers and planting potatoes, cabbages, and beets. The two have developed heavy callouses on their hands since inflation in the early 1990s destroyed their life savings -- but today the 50 jars of pickled cucumbers they have stacked up on rough homemade kitchen shelves provide them with some security from future financial crises.

But canned food is no help in time of injury or illness, and there is virtually no health care system in rural Russia. Some medicines are available, but medicines cost money, and Ovcharova of the Institute of Social-Economic Problems of the Population said medicine would grow prohibitively expensive and rare in the villages.

'We have no phone and the only doctor's office is 4 kilometers away,' said Vinokurova, giggling nervously as she sat in her sour-smelling kitchen. 'If trouble happens to you here -- all you can do is pray.'

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